September 2nd, 2010
VIRUS – ALERT
From my cousin via mail:
The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and
even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via
any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private
life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately
leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquorstore and purchase one or both of the
antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer
Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been
completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not
have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly,
controlling your life. Get help immediately.











